You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
