yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
