Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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