windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i dont even know how to be here
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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