How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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