Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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