I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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