everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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