her vagine was all disorganized.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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