At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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