Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
my nose is crying tears of wow.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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