About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i believe in u and ur pee
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize
