Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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