I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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