i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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