Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
