i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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