uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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