I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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