i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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