There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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