you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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