God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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