He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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