Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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