i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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