Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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