She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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