just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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