I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Buhtt sex?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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