Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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