this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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