I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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