Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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