WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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