Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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