Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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