woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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