This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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