I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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