well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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