in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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