no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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