You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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