Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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