He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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