I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Houston, we have a blender
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
