Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i will never coherently bang her
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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