I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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