I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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