Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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