hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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