he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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