his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he fucked my hip out of place.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I need moral support for this bender
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
