Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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