My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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