You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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