Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Houston, we have a squirter
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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