Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals

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(402): View more from Nebraska

birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.

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(909): View more from California

my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks

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(310): View more from California

You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?

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(620): View more from Kansas

If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning

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(585): View more from New York

Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?

(480): View more from Arizona

I knew you two would hit it off

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