A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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